He is an equal opportunity slut.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Gay?
German.
Pity.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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