Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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