Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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