Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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