I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
don't judge my taste in strippers
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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