Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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