Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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