Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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