To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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