I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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