I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
