sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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