So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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