ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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