Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hell yes lets make some ravioli
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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