brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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