I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
