i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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