she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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