I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
