If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
When are your genitals available?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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