what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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