He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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