Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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