Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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