Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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