So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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