just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
