I look better un-naked...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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