She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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