Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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