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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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