NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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