Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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