i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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