You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I did not marry a roomba.
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