The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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