So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
nutella sex= disaster
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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