Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
