She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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