He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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