the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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