My nipple is on Facebook.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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