Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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