I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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