i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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