Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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