Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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