Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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