some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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