did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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