ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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