Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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