Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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