dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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