? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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