508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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